Anger - Why did they have to be so harsh? They're wrong! They suck! I'm never working with them again! My vampire is sexy and that's all that matters!
Bargaining - Okay....I'll cut the vampire-human-hybrid-baby out of the story, but there's no way I'm removing her sparkly vampire boyfriend. No. Just no.
Depression - I'm an awful writer. My critique partners hate everything about my story. I'll never be any good and I'll never get published.
Acceptance - Fine. I guess I really should cut out the vampire-human-hybrid-baby and the sparkly vampire boyfriend. Back to the (metaphorical) drawing board.
Hopefully I'll get back to regular first page critiques next week....it's been crazy lately, what with moving into my new house, so I haven't had time yet. Sorry to everyone who has been waiting!