Anyway, now that you've made it through my short rant, I encourage you to pop over to my friend Emilia Plater's blog and read the alternate ending she cooked up for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. It's hilarious. As in, pee-your-pants hilarious. Seriously, I'm pretty much in love with this girl after reading this. Someday we're going to meet in person and be BFFs and maybe even shop for boots.
*Note - don't click this link if you are bothered by slight sexual innuendoes.